11:13 <+laxadedi> http://ljdchost.com/UYGxb7N.gif 11:13 <+laxadedi> =D 12:18 < cris272> laxadedi: from the coding love ? :D 12:24 < BeaR> io 13:17 <+laxadedi> cris272: yup, buy french version 13:24 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 13:30 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 13:31 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 13:32 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 13:43 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 13:44 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 13:49 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 13:53 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 13:57 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 14:00 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 14:02 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 14:03 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 14:04 <+laxadedi> Persian getting ddosed or wtf ? 14:05 <@deen> just the usual network problems to iran i'd guess 14:09 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 14:10 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 14:16 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 14:17 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 14:40 <+pause> Hello 14:40 <@deen> hi 14:42 <@EastByte> hello there 14:44 <+pause> Is everything going well ? 14:46 <@EastByte> like always 14:46 <+pause> I mean, no more constant DoS threat ? =P 14:46 <@EastByte> currently not but the new hoster of fra has had pretty much downtime the last days 14:47 <@EastByte> one hour after the tournament yesterday it was unreachable^^ 14:48 <@EastByte> but there seem to be no attacks at all 14:48 <+laxadedi> pause: I am coming next sunday ? 14:48 <+laxadedi> pause: address + time of arrival you want 14:50 <+laxadedi> EastByte: see ? This pause is a guy and is way less complicated than Anqel ! 14:50 <+pause> EastByte: Good news then =) 14:50 <@EastByte> laxadedi: so it's gonna be a romantic date? 14:50 <+pause> laxadedi: Who's anqel ? 14:50 <+laxadedi> No xD 14:50 <+laxadedi> anqel is a german female 14:50 <+pause> laxadedi: Is that a girl laxa ? Wow ! 14:50 <@EastByte> pause: I girl I'm flirting with and laxa seems to be jealous 14:50 <+laxadedi> Who currently don't wanna meet me 14:50 <+laxadedi> EastByte: xD, go on man ! 14:50 <+pause> laxadedi: s/currently// 14:51 <+laxadedi> ... 14:51 <@EastByte> deen: hmm ovh should build up datacenters in germany :) 14:51 <+pause> laxadedi: Pics ? 14:51 <+laxadedi> I am at work 14:51 <+pause> Or you know it did not happen 14:51 <+laxadedi> no pics right now 14:52 <+pause> EastByte: You don't know how much dirt-digging i had to do in order to get a picture of laxadedi's siter 14:52 <+laxadedi> I am not even sure I have pics of her, only face picture at least 14:52 <+pause> But there she was, playing with paint and all 14:55 <@deen> EastByte: yes, in frankfurt please 15:19 <@EastByte> deen: does a vps provider give a shit about how much ram you are using? 15:20 <@EastByte> I mean someone could just keep reserved all memory from the moment it's possible 15:21 <@EastByte> so the virtualizer can't take it away anymore 15:21 <@deen> i guess internally they give a shit 15:21 <@deen> well, in iran they can take it away anyway 15:21 <@deen> and our memory just gets swapped then 15:21 <@EastByte> okay swapping is bad 15:21 <@deen> we tried disabling swap and using all memory and then the OOM killer just takes us down^^ 15:22 <@EastByte> meh :/ 15:41 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 15:43 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 15:46 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went down! 15:49 < Nimda> DDNet Persian went back online! 17:04 <+pause> fg 17:04 <+pause> whoops 17:04 <@EastByte> foreground? 17:04 <+pause> Yup =D 17:04 <@EastByte> hmkay 17:04 <+pause> Wrong terminal 17:14 <+pause> laxadedi: laxatoorrrr ! Working today ? 17:15 <+pause> laxadedi: I sent you the location on privmsg 17:57 < laxa> pause: always :p 18:00 < laxa> I have a great idea of plugin for nimda ! 18:01 < laxa> !sms num text 18:01 < laxa> But need to find a public api to send sms yet xD 18:07 <+pause> laxa: Good luck with that... 18:07 <+pause> laxa: Just think about potential abuse 18:07 < laxa> if there is a public API, then there is no more abuse with nimda than with the API I guess 18:07 <+pause> That's why those APIs do not exist 18:08 < laxa> http://textbelt.com/ 18:08 < laxa> sure thing :p 18:09 <+pause> laxa: Well this guy is going to have a bad surprise when the likes of vali hear of him 18:10 < laxa> French cellphone supported apparently 18:12 <+pause> laxa: Well try to use it, but don't expect it to last forever, or even a long time 18:12 < laxa> I'll spam you xD 18:13 < laxa> https://github.com/typpo/textbelt 18:14 < laxa> their api is in Javascript 18:17 < laxa> Hum, sent 2 messages, none received :( 18:20 <+pause> Surprising ! 18:20 < laxa> free isn't suppose to be supported 18:37 <+pause> laxa: Would you come to my orchestra representations ? 18:37 < laxa> No thanks xD 18:37 <+pause> laxa: idiot -_- 18:37 <+pause> Try to listen to good stuff once in your life ! 18:38 < laxa> xD 18:38 <+pause> And there's women playing, and even singing ! 18:38 <+pause> Maybe you could talk to them about teeworlds, they like that kind of stuff 18:38 < laxa> You told me they are 50 or something xD 18:38 <+pause> Not all of them 18:40 <+pause> laxa: You don't even want to see me play ? =( 18:40 < laxa> Maybe 18:41 <@EastByte> you play an instrument? 18:41 < laxa> just tell me a date and I'll see 18:41 <+pause> EastByte: Yes, i play Oboe =) 18:41 < laxa> he plays with his dick 18:41 <+pause> laxa:And the instrument is your sister i presume ? 18:41 <@EastByte> cool 18:41 <+pause> laxa: Sorry for this one but you almost asked for it ! 18:42 <+pause> laxa: We're playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVPYEyVqUAI 18:42 < Nimda> [YouTube] Title: W. A. Mozart - KV 65 (61a) - Missa brevis in D minor | Rating: 5.00/5.00 | Views: 8,535 18:42 <+pause> And another Mozart piece 18:44 < laxa> EastByte: what's your operator ? 18:44 < laxa> phone operator 18:45 <+pause> laxa: I hope you're listening to what i've linked, it's still possible to save your soul 18:45 < laxa> pause: yes I am... Stop spamming me xD 18:46 < laxa> Apparently this API doesn't send real text messages 18:46 < laxa> Or I am misunderstanding the concept of it 18:46 <+pause> laxa: No, it's sending mails to operators APIs 18:46 < laxa> Anqel received a message that asked to send a message to get a mail xD 18:46 < laxa> So, it's not what I am looking for right ? 18:46 <+pause> laxa: It's even sending mails to EVERY operator mail API 18:46 < laxa> xd 18:46 <+pause> Which is a rather bizzare implementation, maybe because he does not know which operator to pick ? 18:47 <+pause> Also, it's spawning a sendmail process for every mail sent 18:47 <+pause> SMS * OPERATORS = too much processes 18:51 < laxa> pause: so date of your fucking annoying shit ? 18:52 <+pause> laxa: I'll tell you, but it's in january 18:52 < laxa> Oh... 18:52 <+pause> laxa: And it's not annoying 18:52 <+pause> laxa: You should play music, it's relaxing 18:52 < laxa> I do handjobs, it's relaxing too 18:53 <+pause> Wow, wtf ? 18:53 < laxa> on myself only xD 18:55 < laxa> I found something that looks promising https://www.nexmo.com/tour/two-way-sms.html 18:56 <+pause> laxa: Looks also non-free 18:56 < laxa> "try it for free" ? 18:58 <+pause> "Sign up and we'll give you FREE credits to test first." 18:58 <+pause> You'll be able to send some, then no more 18:58 <+pause> Not really useful for a constant service 18:58 < laxa> Yeah :(. 18:59 < laxa> wow ! 5 cents for each sms 18:59 < laxa> not that free :p 19:01 <+pause> laxa: Try to see if you can get free credits if you give them handjobs 19:01 < laxa> <_< 19:04 < laxa> http://blog.mashape.com/list-of-50-sms-apis/ 19:09 < laxa> I really was having thinking we could do that in the future 19:09 < laxa> !sms vali "Deen is greeting you, have a nice day" 19:12 < laxa> I found a website that finally works, but there is a captcha xD 19:21 < laxa> Well, I guess I have to forget this idea, this won't work for free at least :(. 19:45 <@heinrich5991> laxa: what are you searching for? a way to send texts for free? a way to receive them for free? 19:45 < laxa> send them for free, without captcha 20:01 < Nimda> Dust by Fels just released on oldschool at 2014-10-13 20:00 20:12 <@deen> laxa: your script doesn't work when it's more than 1 mapper 20:13 < laxa> oh 20:13 < laxa> I'll look into that later 20:30 < Nimda> DDNet Chile went down! 20:43 < Nimda> DDNet Chile went back online! 20:44 < Nimda> DDNet Chile went down! 20:50 < Nimda> DDNet Chile went back online! 20:51 < Nimda> DDNet Chile went down! 20:58 <@deen> GER down 20:58 < Nimda> DDNet GER went down! 20:59 <@deen> ok, wasn't a ddos i think 20:59 < Nimda> DDNet GER went back online! 21:00 <@deen> laxa: if you want to improve nimda even more, print the last network activity before the server went down 21:04 < laxa> wut, how ? 21:04 <@deen> the json file includes the info 21:04 < laxa> oh 21:04 <@deen> you could store it, and once it goes down print the last value 21:04 <@deen> then we could immediately see if it was a ddos or not 21:04 < laxa> well, the last value would be 60 seconds before 21:04 < laxa> not sure that's relevant 21:05 <@deen> ah, that's too long ago, ok 21:05 <@deen> i thought you poll every second :P 21:05 < laxa> lol 21:05 < laxa> you would be even more spammed I guess 21:05 <@deen> website even polls every 2 seconds 21:09 < laxa> Oh god... 21:09 < laxa> I'll have to modify my regex for the map release :( 21:09 <@deen> just leave out the mapper name? :P 21:09 < laxa> Not ! 21:09 < laxa> I won't cheat :p 21:10 < laxa> $regex = '#(\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2} \d{2}:\d{2}).+href="(\/ranks\/(moderate|novice|solo|brutal|oldschool)\/\#map-[^"]+)">]+>([^<]+)(.+mappers[^>]+>([^<]+))?#'; 21:10 < laxa> :) 21:10 < Nimda> DDNet Chile went back online! 21:10 <@deen> you could also capitalize moderate/novice and so on 21:11 <@deen> Moderate would read nicer :P 21:11 < laxa> I can do that, it's easier 21:12 < laxa> well no 21:12 < laxa> you say that cause you are german :) 21:12 < laxa> I'll try to keep text as english as possible 21:12 <@deen> Moderate is English! 21:13 < laxa> Not in the middle of a phrase :) 21:13 <@deen> "Moderate" is a proper name 21:13 < laxa> I think it's better without capitalization :) 21:16 <@deen> no. 21:16 <@deen> :P 21:16 < laxa> <_< 21:18 < laxa> Done :( 21:44 < laxa> deen: can you make a test release with at least 2 mappers please ? :) 21:47 < laxa> nevermind, I am going to test locally 21:53 < Nimda> Dust just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-13 21:45 21:53 < laxa> well, it's a big fail :p 21:58 < Nimda> Dust just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-13 22:45 21:58 < laxa> ZADPOAZKDOIZAKD 21:59 < Nimda> Dust just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-13 23:45 21:59 <@EastByte> :) 22:15 < laxa> Hum... 22:15 < laxa> I get another problem now 22:16 < laxa> The UTF-8 chars are fucked when I get the page, they are like this : -60-B-181-mM-62- 22:16 <@heinrich5991> laxa: have you checked the http headers? 22:16 <@EastByte> laxa: just let deen return some nice json 22:17 < laxa> EastByte: I guess that won't change anything. 22:17 < laxa> heinrich5991: nice idea, thanks. 22:17 <@EastByte> it's not like you have to work against him 22:17 < Nimda> Dust by NeoN & Fels just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-13 23:55 22:17 < laxa> still wrong... 22:18 < Nimda> Dust by NeoN & Fels just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-13 23:56 22:18 < laxa> ok I know why 22:18 < laxa> it's because I am dumb fucking tard 22:22 < laxa> should work correctly now :) 22:22 < Nimda> Dust by ٭ıƞdex'<3 & Fels just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-13 23:57 22:24 < Nimda> Threll by Evoli just released on Novice at 2014-10-25 12:27 22:24 < laxa> One last problem to fix and it should be good 22:30 < Nimda> Threll by Evoli just released on Novice at 2014-10-25 14:27 22:31 < Nimda> Dust by ٭ıƞdex'<3 & Fels just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-25 23:58 22:32 < Nimda> Dust by ٭ıƞdex'<3 & Fels just released on Oldschool at 2014-10-25 23:59 22:33 < Nimda> Threll by Evoli just released on Novice at 2014-10-26 14:27 22:37 < laxa> Goooooooooood ! 22:42 <@EastByte> deen: ping 22:42 <@deen> EastByte: pong 22:42 <@EastByte> how is your ping to 92.222.181.74 ? 22:43 <@deen> 22 and very laggy, jumps to 32 every few seconds 22:43 <@deen> 2 higher than on GER 22:43 <@EastByte> this time it's a Strasbourg ovh vps 22:43 <@deen> ok 22:44 <@deen> mdev is 4.4 ms, 1.0 for GER 22:44 <@EastByte> atleast this host doesn't have huge packet lost 22:52 < laxa> !fr-en peluche 22:52 < Nimda> Translation: plush 22:52 < laxa> !en-fr teddy bear 22:52 < Nimda> Translation: ours en peluche 23:55 <+pause> laxa: toor 23:56 < laxa> :) 23:56 < laxa> Soon to bed, haven't eaten tonight yet =x 23:56 <+pause> laxa: really 23:59 <+pause> laxa: T'as pas honte, a sa voix je dirais qu'elle a 15 ans XD 23:59 < laxa> Elle a 23 ou 24