02:19 <@deen> !ddnetpeak
02:19 < Nimda> Current players on DDNet : 197
02:19 < Nimda> Current DDNet peak : 532 users online at 2014-09-28 20:14:41
09:26 < Savander> hello ;3
09:33 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network Persian went back online!
09:44 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network RUS went down!
09:45 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network RUS went back online!
10:28 < laxa_work> deen: Updated the release announcement, no more url.
10:30 < laxa_work> So weird, I feel like majority of french people use spaces between end of phrase and exclamation mark and interrogation mark.
10:30 < laxa_work> I am trying not to anymore!
10:31 <@deen> nice
10:52 < Savander> Wow
10:52 < Savander> i need to learn how mysql works :c.
10:52 < Savander> xd
11:00 < heinrich5991> I think that's the correct way to do it in French
11:08 <@deen> It is
13:11 < laxa_work> Ok, now I understand why it's bugging deen, and why I have to do so much effort to make it :p.
13:14 < ddnet-commits> [ddnet] def- pushed 1 new commit to DDRace64: http://git.io/wLvFqQ
13:14 < ddnet-commits> ddnet/DDRace64 6cecffe def: Fix editor input on Android
13:14 <@deen> Oh, I thought you knew
13:15 < laxa_work> Really never paid attention to that detail.
13:15 < laxa_work> But I just checked, and heinrich5991 is right.
13:15 < laxa_work> we put spaces for : !?:;
13:16 < ddnet-commits> [ddnet] def- pushed 1 new commit to DDRace64: http://git.io/3zZKfA
13:16 < ddnet-commits> ddnet/DDRace64 e42b7e8 def: Version 5.1
13:32 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network Persian went down!
13:33 < _KinG> hi all
13:34 < _KinG> deen:  what's wrong with the server? ^^
13:34 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network Persian went back online!
13:37 <@deen> _KinG: i did nothing, no idea!
13:43 < _KinG> i know i just asked if u know what's the problm
13:43 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network Persian went down!
13:43 <@deen> and again. looks like network problems
13:58 <@deen> 5.1 released. All client changes (except Editor) by laxa :P
13:58 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network Persian went back online!
13:59 < laxa_work> Yeaha :p
14:07 < laxa_work> deen: I am not sure the lock works for single player, I tried it, but I didn't know if server was updated with it or not.
14:08 <@deen> it works
14:08 <@deen> wasn't updated
14:08 < laxa_work> ok
14:21 < EastByte> lock on single player teams is really good
14:22 <@deen> why?
14:22 <@deen> ah, for trying noobfilter?
14:22 < EastByte> ye :D
14:22 < EastByte> so much blocking going on there
14:25 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network GER went down!
14:25 < EastByte> wut
14:26 < pause> Hello guys =)
14:26 < EastByte> hi
14:26 <@deen> hi
14:29 <@deen> GER ddosed
14:29 < EastByte> not good
14:29 <@deen> people still prefer to play there even if they know it gets ddosed
14:29 <@deen> over FRA
14:30 <@deen> afk
14:30 < EastByte> deen: fake some fra servers as ger and let's see what happens
14:30 <@deen> EastByte: i did
14:30 < EastByte> oh
14:30 <@deen> i called them FRA/GER initially :P
14:31 < EastByte> meh
14:31 <@deen> but players on there always complain about lags
14:31 <@deen> ping from egypt +60, lags for some people in Germany and so on
14:32 < laxa_work> pause: Hello nub.
14:32 <@deen> i can even understand them
14:32 <@deen> i'm so used to GER ping that +20 makes brutal maps a lot harder
14:32 < pause> laxa_work: Did you understand my code eventually ? xD
14:32 < laxa_work> Yeah I understand it.
14:33 < laxa_work> But I would not be able to reproduce it.
14:33 < pause> laxa_work: Kinda dirty, it's between C and C++
14:34 < pause> Would have been way better with <algorithm>
14:34 < laxa_work> anyway, it's fixed, let's talk about something else
14:34 < laxa_work> I am going to smoke, brb
14:43 < o_be_one> hellow :)
14:44 < laxa_work> pause: maybe present yourself. No one knows who you are ecept me.
14:44 < pause> I'm Pause, hello
14:44 < laxa_work> What dev do you do ?
14:45 < pause> Is that some job interview ? How's the monies ?
14:45 < laxa_work> ...
14:45 < pause> I do C/C++/ruby/javascript mainly
14:46 < pause> I'm also a big fan of laxa's sister as some here noticed
14:46 < laxa_work> you forgot to mention your love of PHP
14:49 < pause> Oh yes, for me PHP is the best language ever
14:49 < pause> Because i believe it gives cancer to those using it
14:50 < pause> Best kind of problems are those that solve themselves =)
14:50 < EastByte> good one
14:51 < pause> For more information: http://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/
15:05 < laxa_work> pause: 11th november: restaurant ?
15:06 < pause> laxa_work: Yeah =D
15:07 < laxa_work> I'll contact them to know if they do the 60euros/menu that day.
15:07 < laxa_work> Will redpist come?
15:07 < laxa_work> Cause if they do, I'll need to reserve.
15:07 < pause> I hope the surprise guest will be here =D
15:08 < laxa_work> surprise guest?
15:08 < EastByte> kobra is fucking shit
15:08 < laxa_work> EastByte: don't be mad.
15:08 < EastByte> I am
15:08 < pause> laxa_work: Yes, the surprise guest =)
15:08 < laxa_work> pause: who are you talking about?!
15:08 < laxa_work> My sister or what?
15:09 < pause> assert(guest->hasBoobies())
15:09 < EastByte> the world just segfaulted
15:09 < EastByte> oh wait, no segfault
15:10 < laxa_work> So, I reserver for 2.
15:10 < pause> Hey, a little respect for assertions
15:11 < pause> laxa_work: Redpist doesnt know if he comes
15:12 < laxa_work> First we need to know if we can get the menu a ferier day
15:12 < laxa_work> Here is the menu btw: http://www.alaindutournier.com/wp/carredesfeuillants/files/2012/11/view_menu_dej_tentation-FR29.pdf
15:14 < pause> laxa_work: Redpist said yes when he saw the menu =D
15:15 < laxa_work> lol
15:15 < laxa_work> He knows that it's 60 euros without drinks and 95 with drinks right?
15:16 < laxa_work> And I think it would be better to go there well dressed.
15:16 < laxa_work> !fr-en costard
15:16 < Nimda> Translation: pants
15:16 < laxa_work> !fr-en costume
15:16 < Nimda> Translation: costume
15:16 < laxa_work> With a costume!
15:19 < pause> Well i've got none so that'll be without
15:19 < laxa_work> Sure, I already saw you wearing one on a picture!
15:21 < pause> laxa_work: Well i don't have it anymore
15:22 < laxa_work> So bad. I guess we will do without. But I am wondering how you are dressed on job interview.
15:22 < pause> Well, jeans tshirt or shirt when i feel like it
15:22 < pause> I'm not a fcuking banker
15:23 < laxa_work> xD
15:23 < pause> And if they require me to wear a costume, well it means i don't belong there
15:23 < pause> Easy filter
15:31 < laxa_work> A shirt will do fine I hope.
15:31 < ddnet-commits> [ddnet] def- pushed 1 new commit to DDRace64: http://git.io/6oR2AQ
15:31 < ddnet-commits> ddnet/DDRace64 9f7e3dc def: Update Teeworlds license (fixes #50)
15:31 <@deen> Kobra 3 full server!
15:33 <@deen> !twp deen
15:33 < Nimda> deen is currently playing Kobra 3 on server : DDNet FRA - Novice [DDraceNetwork].
15:40 < EastByte> wut, at this time
16:09 < laxa_work> pause: Bad news! They are closed the 11th november.
16:11 < pause> laxa_work: find another day
16:12 < laxa_work> And I am not free the 10th november, unless I take a RTT
16:14 < pause> Well, take it !
16:16 < laxa_work> Are you working the 10th november?
16:19 < pause> Well, yes !
16:19 < laxa_work> ...
16:19 < pause> Where is the restaurant ?
16:20 < laxa_work> 14 Rue de Castiglione, 75001 Paris
16:21 < pause> Perfect, it's near my work =)
16:27 < Nimda> [DDNet]Network GER went back online!
16:32 <@deen> nice, it's back
16:32 < o_be_one> !ddnetpeak
16:32 < Nimda> Current players on DDNet : 221
16:32 < Nimda> Current DDNet peak : 532 users online at 2014-09-28 20:14:41
16:32 < EastByte> so datafabrik didn't get mad?
16:32 < EastByte> cool
16:32 <@deen> i think they have an automated script
16:33 <@deen> that nullroutes the ip for a time depending on the size of the attack
16:35 <@deen> would be nice if i at least got an email or message in the system about that
16:35 < laxa_work> Now you have Nimda!
16:35 <@deen> Something like "DDoS with 10 Gbit/s detected, blocking server for 2 hours"
17:36 < ddnet-commits> [ddnet] def- pushed 1 new commit to DDRace64: http://git.io/9ll-gg
17:36 < ddnet-commits> ddnet/DDRace64 1c954c1 def: Proper team count, should fix savegames
17:48 < laxa_work> deen: I really hope you don't break savegame anymore. I have one on difficult 1.3 with 120 minutes of played time...
17:51 < laxa_work> Going back home, cya in 1 hour!
18:13 <@deen> laxa_work: i broke it while making 1-player-saves work...
18:14 < EastByte> laxa_work: feel the pain of wasting two hours!
18:31 < Nimda> All at the beginning by ÐæR just released on moderate at 2014-09-29 18:07
18:53 < laxa> pause: we will go to the restaurant at Christmas I think, I don't wanna be rushed cause you have to come back to work.
19:05 < pause> laxa: I won't be rushed
19:05 < pause> And i have things to do at christma
19:05 < pause> s
19:33 < ddnet-commits> [ddnet] def- pushed 1 new commit to DDRace64: http://git.io/odVI_Q
19:33 < ddnet-commits> ddnet/DDRace64 90518f9 def: Fix saving in solo teams
20:16 < heinrich5991> who is laxa's sister? (curious me)
20:19 < pause> heinrich5991: Well, laxa's sister
20:19 < heinrich5991> not here then, I suppose :)
20:19 < pause> heinrich5991: A little redhead piece of woman
20:19 < pause> I heard she was hawt =D
20:26 < laxa> !en-fr hawt
20:26 < Nimda> Translation: hawt
20:26 < laxa> ?!
20:26 <@deen> hot
20:26 < laxa> ok question
20:26 < laxa> (it's about my sister =D)
20:27 < laxa> what could I possibly offer to my sister for her 24th birthday ?
20:27 < heinrich5991> I have no idea, I don't have sisters
20:27 <@deen> A DDNet T-Shirt: http://ddnet.spreadshirt.de/
20:27 < laxa> deen: roflmao.
20:27 < EastByte> we are definitly the right choice for question like these
20:27 < laxa> Why not? :D
20:28 < EastByte> well I have a sister
20:28 < heinrich5991> how old are you, laxa? :)
20:28 < laxa> 25
20:28 < heinrich5991> so you're way older than me :)
20:29 < EastByte> guess when heinrich5991 is born
20:29 < heinrich5991> heh
20:29 < laxa> 1991 ? :D
20:29 < heinrich5991> it's not entirely obvious
20:29 <@deen> laxa: 1995 :P
20:29 < heinrich5991> I said I'm a lot younger than you
20:30 < heinrich5991> (I'm 19)
20:30 < EastByte> me too
20:30 < laxa> No offense heinrich5991, but I don't get people adding their birthday or even region number in their nickname
20:30 <@deen> region number?
20:30 < laxa> dunno how it works in germany
20:30 < heinrich5991> laxa: that was 12 year old me.
20:30 < heinrich5991> just haven't changed it
20:31 < laxa> but we have around 90 departmen in france
20:31 <@deen> laxa: oh, ok
20:31 < laxa> my first nickname was : ghost or ghostkiller
20:31 < laxa> then L4x4t0r
20:31 < laxa> then laxa
20:31 < heinrich5991> pretty common I guess
20:31 < heinrich5991> (the ghost stuff)
20:31 < laxa> Yeah :p
20:31 < heinrich5991> laxator?
20:31 < EastByte> laxatoor :)
20:31 < laxa> yeah
20:31 < heinrich5991> what's that supposed to mean?
20:32 < laxa> it was inspired by an old cs 1.3 player
20:32 < laxa> he was called lat0r
20:32 <@deen> laxator -  That which loosens; - esp., a muscle which by its contraction loosens some part.
20:32 < laxa> !wiki laxator
20:32 < Nimda> Your term doesn't exist at this Wikipedia Database.
20:32 <@deen> https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/laxator
20:32 < laxa> !stupi laxator
20:32 < heinrich5991> !wtf laxator
20:32 < Nimda> Your term doesn't exist at this Wikipedia Database.
20:32 < Nimda> laxator has no definition. Feel free to add one at http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.php?word=laxator
20:33 < heinrich5991> !wtf deen
20:33 < Nimda> Arabic word for religion, faith. There are several meanings of Deen. One meaning is honour, government, empire, monarchy and rulership. The second meaning is quite opposite to it, i.e. subordination, obedience, slavery, servitude and subjection. Third meaning is to account, to give judgment, and dispense reward and punishment of actions. The word Deen has been used in the Qur9an in all these three meanings.
20:33 < Nimda> Example: "Deen with Allah is al-Islam" and | "And whoso seeketh as Deen other than Islam, it will not be accepted from him."
20:33 <@deen> haha
20:33 < heinrich5991> !wtf laxa
20:33 < Nimda> laxa has no definition. Feel free to add one at http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.php?word=laxa
20:35 < laxa> deen: do you get any royalties from the T-shirts ?:)
20:35 <@deen> no
20:35 <@deen> i could select how much i want
20:36 <@deen> but it doesn't matter because noone ever bought any t-shirt
20:39 <@deen> oh wait, 1 person bought a t-shirt!
20:39 < EastByte> whaaat
20:39 <@deen> 2 weeks ago
20:40 < heinrich5991> (it's "no one")
20:40 < heinrich5991> (grammar nazi here)
20:40 <@deen> heinrich5991: good, you can help me with teaching laxa not to plenk
20:40 < EastByte> I like grammar corrections as long as they are english
20:40 < laxa> !en-fr
20:40 < Nimda> Usage: !en-fr <text>
20:40 < laxa> !en-fr plenk
20:40 < Nimda> Translation: Plenk
20:40 < laxa> ?!
20:41 < heinrich5991> plenk?
20:41 <@deen> Germans hate when you use a space before punctuation
20:41 <@deen> so they have a special word for it
20:41 <@deen> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plenken
20:41 < laxa> I hate when I don't!
20:41 < laxa> It feels like it's ugly :p.
20:42 < EastByte> also laxa 
20:43 < EastByte> "[DDNet]Network GER went down!"
20:43 < EastByte> what is this
20:43 < laxa> How do you want me to write it?
20:43 < EastByte> [DDNet] Netw...
20:43 < laxa> In correct english, there is no space.
20:43 < laxa> In french, we would have space.
20:43 < EastByte> oh it's not a tag
20:44 < EastByte> it's a tag
20:44 <@deen> Maybe I should just rename it on the website from Network to DDNet
20:44 <@deen> then you can leave out the [DDNet]
20:44 < laxa> I'll update the bot accordingly to what you do anyway.
20:45 <@deen> Let's see what your bot does now
20:47 < laxa> He'll do what he is suppose to :p
20:47 < laxa> it
20:47 < Nimda> [DDNet]DDNet USA went down!
20:47 < EastByte> perfect
20:48 < Nimda> [DDNet]DDNet USA went back online!
20:50 < laxa> Ok so I edit it?
20:50 <@deen> sure
20:50 < laxa> After I finished watching tournament video
20:51 < laxa> I don't feel like welf and honky cheated
20:51 < laxa> they take time to think to each part
20:51 < laxa> or maybe the observer wasn't doing correctly his job :)
20:51 <@deen> Welf has to test the next tournament map so he doesn't win again :P
20:56 <@deen> Oh, and the video was uploaded: http://youtu.be/r3jR-vLfnJs
20:56 < Nimda> [YouTube] Title: Novice Teeworlds DDNET Tournament [FullHD] | Rating: 5.00/5.00 | Views: 105
20:59 < Nimda> DDNet CHN went down!
21:00 < Nimda> DDNet CHN went back online!
21:08 < Nimda> DDNet CHN went down!
21:09 < Nimda> DDNet CHN went back online!
21:11 < Nimda> DDNet CHN went down!
21:12 < Nimda> DDNet CHN went back online!
21:14 < ddnet-commits> [ddnet] def- pushed 1 new commit to DDRace64: http://git.io/w3ulMw
21:14 < ddnet-commits> ddnet/DDRace64 932fb82 def: Add cl_zoom_background_layers (set to 0 to keep background nice when zoomed out)
21:16 < Savander> LOL
21:16 < Savander> DDForce ddos?!!?
21:17 < heinrich5991> ddforce?
21:18 < Savander> ye
21:18 < Savander> DDforce.net
21:18 < Savander> my servers
21:18 < Savander> zCatch, instagib, ctf/dm
21:18 < Savander> ddrace
21:18 < Savander> and iCTF
21:33 < laxa> Savander: sorry, but your servers were making too much shadow to my servers, I had to do something about it.
21:33 < Savander> what?:D
21:34 < laxa> http://www.ldlc.com/fiche/PB00174825.html#53302f3f2a970
21:34 < laxa> 1700 euros graphic card
21:34 < laxa> enjoy
21:36 < laxa> I really need to contact a ddoser.
21:36 < laxa> I wanna see if my server can hold a big ddos!
21:39 < Savander> my server cant
21:39 < Savander> 1gb/s port
21:39 < Savander> :/
21:40 < laxa> I have DDOS protection.
21:40 < laxa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA
21:40 < Nimda> [YouTube] Title: How to Speak French with Camille Rowe | Rating: 4.80/5.00 | Views: 427,993
21:40 < laxa> go learn french!
21:46 < Savander> Oka laxa 
21:46 < Savander> :D
21:46 < Savander> xD
21:47 < EastByte> does ovh provide kvm vps?
21:48 < EastByte> can't find it
21:48 < EastByte> only openvz and vmware
21:48 < Savander> yeaaa
21:48 < Savander> back
21:48 < Savander> EastByte: , ye
21:49 < Savander> ovh no have kvm
21:49 < Savander> better buy kimsufi
21:49 < Savander> :P
21:49 < EastByte> okay thanks
22:03 < Savander> Oh
22:03 < Savander> FUCK YOu
22:03 < Savander> :(
22:03 < Savander> go die
22:03 < EastByte> I automatically die by disconnecting :P
22:03 < Savander> -.-
22:03 < laxa> ?!
22:03 < pause> laxa: toooor
22:04 < laxa> pause: let me work mofo!
22:04 < EastByte> mofo?
22:04 < laxa> pause: what could I buy for my sister's birthday?!
22:04 < laxa> mofo is slang term for motherfucker
22:04 < EastByte> ah
22:06 < pause> laxa: Well, i could wrap a part of my body in a red ribbon
22:06 < pause> I let you guess which one
22:06 < laxa> ...
22:07 < EastByte> the nose of course
22:07 < pause> EastByte: Lower !
22:07 < pause> laxa: I bet she would be delighted eventually
22:07 < laxa> pause: stop using space between end of phrase and exclamation/interrogation mark. The german hate that.
22:07 < pause> EastByte: But i could use my nose if she wants
22:08 < pause> laxa: Well, you're supposed to remove any space, i know, but i follow french rule instead because i like it better
22:08 < EastByte> let the germans hate
22:08 < laxa> I need to find a cool gift.
22:09 < pause> laxa: A CPU, girls love CPUs
22:09 < laxa> Wtf?
22:09 < pause> Well a GPU then !
22:10 < pause> She'll make a key ring with that
22:10 < laxa> Please no...
22:10 < laxa> I searched for gift idea : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CinUQ9Vilvk
22:10 < Nimda> [YouTube] Title: The Original Self Stirring Mug Demo | Rating: 5.00/5.00 | Views: 10,729
22:11 < pause> I've got one !
22:11 < pause> Peluche brought me one from china
22:11 < pause> Perfect "bro" gift !
22:12 < laxa> http://www.ideecadeau.fr/cadeau-gadget-technologie/combine-de-telephone-retro-un-saut-dans-les-annees-70.html
22:12 < laxa> xD
22:12 < pause> My boss got the same in yellow !
22:14 < laxa> http://www.ideecadeau.fr/cadeau-gadget-technologie/smartphone-handschuhe-fur-frauen-aus-ziegenleder.html
22:14 < laxa> Perfect gift!
22:17 < pause> Not very useful with global warming
22:18 < laxa> my brother doesn't like it...
22:30 < laxa> pause: does the mug works with battery or not?
22:40 < Nimda> DDNet GER went down!
22:41 < Nimda> DDNet GER went back online!
22:53 < pause> laxa: Yes with battery of course
22:53 < pause> Do you think there is a nuclear power plant included ?
22:54 < laxa> It could work otherwise, dunno.
22:54 < laxa> I give up, I don't find anything good for her.
23:07 < pause> Good, you're stuck with my first idea
23:25 < laxa> Sure thing.